Hindi Sms Shayari

Mohabbat Ki Zanjeer Se Dar Lagta Hai

Kuch Apni Taqdeer Se Dar Lagta Hai

Jo Mujhe TUJ SE” Juda Karti Hai,

Haath Ki Uss Lakeer Se Dar Lagta hai  !!

Chhup Gaye Wo Jakar Kanhi Shayad Hame Satane Ko

Lekin Ham Unki Yaad Me Bhool Gaye Zamane Ko

Koi Unhe Jakar Ye Bata De Ki Taraste Hai Ham

Unki Ek Jhalak Pane Ko   !!

Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,

Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,

Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,

Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,

Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,

Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,

Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.

Socha na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega, ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai, aur woh I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega

U r my sweet friend hona,
I dont want u 2 khona,
I want a place in f ur hearts kona,
Otherwise I will start rona,
Atleast ek sms to karona

Dua karte hain sar zukaye
Dost apni har manzil ko paye
Agar teri raho main kahi andhera aye
to khuda roshani ke liye hame jalaye

yaad na karoge to satayenge,

ruthoge to manayenge,

royoge to hasayenge,

dost hai hum saya nehi,

jo andhere mein saath chor jayenge

Marzi ka sex paap nahi hota,
kuwari hoo to mood kharab nahi hota,
condom zarur lagana mere dost,
kyoki chodte wakt lund ke pass dimag nahi hota.

Teacher : Pappu ne dopahar ko SEXY movie dekhi,
Is ka future tense bataao ?
Student : Pappu raat ko mutth maarega.