Hindi Sms Shayari

Teacher : Pappu ne dopahar ko SEXY movie dekhi, Is ka future tense bataao ? Student : Pappu raat ko mutth maarega.

wife:kal sharmaji in mujhe bra pente hue dekh liya ? husband:phir tumne kya kiya? wife: maine saram key mare bra se apana muh dak liya

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi. Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho. Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

Zoo me hathi ka lund dekh kar baccha bola-”Maa ye kya hai?” Maa-”Kuch nahi beta”,ye sun ke uske papa bole”Dekha teri maa ke liye ye bhi kuch nahi he

Beta kya kaam karte ho? Ji Samaj Seva. MATLAB ? “Gire hue ko uthata hoon & Bichde hue ko milata hoon.” KAISE ? “BRA banata hoon”(

1 sadhu 1 gali se ja rha tha ki 1 bra uske upar giri. SADHU-Wah re prabhu wah.teri kaisi leela.., AAM Koi chus rha hai aur chilke ham par fek rha hai..

ladki admi ke paas gayi admi ne dekha. pakda.piche se khola aur dal diya……… ladki bahut khush thi pelhi baar dalwa rahi thi……………. mobile me sim

Suhagrat pe boy ne girl ki aankh ko chuma. Girl: Yeh Kya? Dulha: Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai. Girl: Niche library mein aag lagi hai aur tu kitab mein ghusa hai.

What Is Nasbandi? Jab Apki Aadat Ho Gandi Pite Ho Daru Thandi Jate Ho Hira Mandi Uthate Ho Dandi Chodte Ho Randi To Karni Padti He Nasbandi

Oscar nominated 4 Best Blue Films 1) Hasina ki Gand mein Pasina. 2) Ghar mein salli toh puri raat diwali. 3) Utar ke panty so gayi aunty. 4) Pati fauj mein aur patni mauj mein.