Hindi Sms Shayari

wife:kal sharmaji in mujhe bra pente hue dekh liya ? husband:phir tumne kya kiya? wife: maine saram key mare bra se apana muh dak liya

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi. Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho. Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

A man was selling his product by shouting ! “Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein” Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha

Beta kya kaam karte ho? Ji Samaj Seva. MATLAB ? “Gire hue ko uthata hoon & Bichde hue ko milata hoon.” KAISE ? “BRA banata hoon”(

Lalu was standing at a bus stop in noon, Rakhi Sawant passes that side. She asks ‘Dhoop me Kyon Khada Hai?’ Lalu Says, “Sasuri dhoti ke andar bhi dekh leti hai

Girl-Ur Name? Boy-Black Lion Girl-R U joking? Boy-No,it means Kaalu Singh. And ur’s? Girl-Soft Underwear Boy-R U joking? Girl-No,it means Komal Chadda.

Teacher :sabse halki cheej konsi h. Stdnts:sir,Lund Teacher: kaise ? Stds:sir, jo cheej sochne se uth jaye usse halki aur kya hogi.

Mechanic ki Wife ko Delivery hui Wife ne husband ko sms bheja “Aapke Spare Part aa gaye hai” Husband ne reply mai puchaa “NUT hai ya BOLT”

Kid:Mummy,susu aayi h,Chaddi utaro Mom: Hey Bhagwan!Ye B kya zindagi h! Din hua,iski Chaddi utaro Raat hui toh iske BAAP ki,aur nahate waqt khud ki..

1 sadhu 1 gali se ja rha tha ki 1 bra uske upar giri. SADHU-Wah re prabhu wah.teri kaisi leela.., AAM Koi chus rha hai aur chilke ham par fek rha hai..