Hindi Sms Shayari

1Ladki Ne Apne Boyfriend Se Puchha-”KABHI BOOBS SE DOODH PIYA HAI”? Ladka Masumiyat Se Bola-NAHI. Ladki:”TO BACHPAN ME BAAP KA LUND CHOOS KAR BADE HUE HO KYa

Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhen samjho. Santa: Baba fir ye lund tum rakh lo, Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.

Zoo me hathi ka lund dekh kar baccha bola-”Maa ye kya hai?” Maa-”Kuch nahi beta”,ye sun ke uske papa bole”Dekha teri maa ke liye ye bhi kuch nahi he

Santa ki gaand mae funsi nikal aai. Wo shisa laga kar dekh raha tha. Tabhi uska land khada ho gaya. Santa bola- Baith ja bhosdi ke, ye apni hi gaand hai.

Teacher :sabse halki cheej konsi h. Stdnts:sir,Lund Teacher: kaise ? Stds:sir, jo cheej sochne se uth jaye usse halki aur kya hogi.

Girl:Meri Chut me ungli dalo.Dusri bhi dalo. chalo ab pura hath dalo.ab dusra hath bhi dalo or tali bajao. Boy:nahin bajti. Girl:Dekha kitani tight hai.

Suhagrat pe boy ne girl ki aankh ko chuma. Girl: Yeh Kya? Dulha: Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai. Girl: Niche library mein aag lagi hai aur tu kitab mein ghusa hai.

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?” Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai” Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

What is similarity between AADMI n BANDAR? Bandar DAL par uchalta hai….aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai.

Oscar nominated 4 Best Blue Films 1) Hasina ki Gand mein Pasina. 2) Ghar mein salli toh puri raat diwali. 3) Utar ke panty so gayi aunty. 4) Pati fauj mein aur patni mauj mein.