Hindi Sms Shayari

Teacher : Pappu ne dopahar ko SEXY movie dekhi, Is ka future tense bataao ? Student : Pappu raat ko mutth maarega.

wife:kal sharmaji in mujhe bra pente hue dekh liya ? husband:phir tumne kya kiya? wife: maine saram key mare bra se apana muh dak liya

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi. Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho. Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

Zoo me hathi ka lund dekh kar baccha bola-”Maa ye kya hai?” Maa-”Kuch nahi beta”,ye sun ke uske papa bole”Dekha teri maa ke liye ye bhi kuch nahi he

ladki admi ke paas gayi admi ne dekha. pakda.piche se khola aur dal diya……… ladki bahut khush thi pelhi baar dalwa rahi thi……………. mobile me sim

Suhagrat pe boy ne girl ki aankh ko chuma. Girl: Yeh Kya? Dulha: Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai. Girl: Niche library mein aag lagi hai aur tu kitab mein ghusa hai.

What Is Nasbandi? Jab Apki Aadat Ho Gandi Pite Ho Daru Thandi Jate Ho Hira Mandi Uthate Ho Dandi Chodte Ho Randi To Karni Padti He Nasbandi

Oscar nominated 4 Best Blue Films 1) Hasina ki Gand mein Pasina. 2) Ghar mein salli toh puri raat diwali. 3) Utar ke panty so gayi aunty. 4) Pati fauj mein aur patni mauj mein.

Dosti Boobs nahi jo dab jaye Dosti Lund nahi jo thak jaye Dosti gaand nahi jo phat jaye Dosti to chut hai mere dost jo samay Ke sath gehri hoti jaye!

Teacher: Batao beta tume sabse jyada maza kab aata hai? LKG boy:- Mam jab aap susu karwane ke liye meri Lulli ko pakad kar nikkar se bahar nikalti ho.