Hindi Sms Shayari

TEACHER-kiss ke DUDH me jyaada vitamins hote hai. STUDENT-ladki ke, TEACHER-wo kaise, STUDENT-ladki ka DUDH pine se bina haddi wala hissa bhi khada ho jata hai.

Darwaja kushbu se sajaye baithe hai, Bed par phool bichaye baithe hai, Diwangi to dekho unki aana hai rat ko, Or dopahar se hi “condom” chadhaye baithe hai

1 Ladki Train me without Ticket ja rahi thi TT use pakad Leta hai?Aur-Toilet me Le jata hai. Wapis aa kar Ladki boli- Agar aaj CHUT na hoti to mai BEIZZATI ho jati.

Santa “Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai” Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du? Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.

1 Lady Dentist k paas gayi Shirt or Bra utar ke late gayi Doctor gusse me bola- “Mai Dentist hu” Lady- Main bhi daant nikalwane aai hu, Nipple me phasa hua.

Ehsaan Qureshi ki latest kavita Roz college aati ho..o..o Dupatte se kya chupati ho..o..o Hum kya mar gaye hai janaam Jo kitabon se dabati ho.

Ek Bona Suhagraat ko biwi se bola :Jaldi Ghodi ban. Biwi: Aisi kya jaldi hai,Saree to Utaar lu. BONA: Behen ki lodi Kundi Marni hai, GAND nahi

A funny poem about TATTI tatti meri pyaari tatti shouchalyaki rani tatti subh subh jab aaye tatti ghar aagan mehkaaye tatti peeli tatti kaali tatti hay re meri nyaari tatti kudrat ka dastoor niraala sabko hi aaye hai tatti khul ke jo na aaye tatti sacchi bda sataaye tatti lagataar jo aaye tatti sabke hosh [...]