Hindi Sms Shayari

Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhen samjho. Santa: Baba fir ye lund tum rakh lo, Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.

Santa:Teri Biwi mujhe dekh kar hasti kyu hai,chalu hai kya? Banta:Nahi re Shadi ki raat usne mujhse pucha kabhi kisi ki GAND mari hai to mene tera nam bataya tha

Santa ki gaand mae funsi nikal aai. Wo shisa laga kar dekh raha tha. Tabhi uska land khada ho gaya. Santa bola- Baith ja bhosdi ke, ye apni hi gaand hai.

Santa-roz roz palak ki sabzi khilati ho,main tang aa gya hun. WIFE: palak me iron hota hai ji. Santa-To kya meri gand se TMT Sariya nikalwaogi.

Santa “Ek condom dena, girlfrend ko gift dena hai” Dukaandar : Is par giftcover chada du? Santa: Arre nahi yehi to cover hai. Gift to mere paas hai.

Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho? Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum? Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se.

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai