Hindi Sms Shayari

wife:kal sharmaji in mujhe bra pente hue dekh liya ?
husband:phir tumne kya kiya?
wife: maine saram key mare bra se apana muh dak liya

Pehli raat ko kamre ke andar
jaate hi dullhan apna blouse kholne lagi.
Dulha-ye kya kar rahi ho.
Dulhan-maa ne kaha tha jate hi dudh pilana.

A man was selling his product by shouting !
“Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein”

Logo ne paas jakar dekha to woh underwear baich rha tha

Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, choti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bhen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye lund tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega.

Zoo me hathi ka lund dekh kar baccha bola-”Maa ye kya hai?”
Maa-”Kuch nahi beta”,ye sun ke uske papa bole”Dekha teri maa ke liye ye bhi kuch nahi he

Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Ji Samaj Seva.
MATLAB ?
“Gire hue ko uthata hoon & Bichde hue ko milata hoon.” KAISE ?
“BRA banata hoon”(

Lalu was standing at a bus stop in noon,
Rakhi Sawant passes that side. She asks ‘Dhoop me Kyon Khada Hai?’
Lalu Says, “Sasuri dhoti ke andar bhi dekh leti hai

Santa:Teri Biwi mujhe dekh kar hasti kyu hai,chalu hai kya?
Banta:Nahi re Shadi ki raat usne mujhse pucha kabhi kisi ki GAND mari hai to mene tera nam bataya tha

Girl-Ur Name?
Boy-Black Lion
Girl-R U joking?
Boy-No,it means
Kaalu Singh.
And ur’s?
Girl-Soft Underwear
Boy-R U joking? Girl-No,it means
Komal Chadda.

Santa ki gaand mae funsi nikal aai.
Wo shisa laga kar dekh raha tha.
Tabhi uska land khada ho gaya.
Santa bola-
Baith ja bhosdi ke, ye apni hi gaand hai.