Hindi Sms Shayari

Teacher :sabse halki cheej konsi h.
Stdnts:sir,Lund
Teacher: kaise ?
Stds:sir, jo cheej sochne se uth jaye usse halki aur kya hogi.

Girl:Meri Chut me ungli dalo.Dusri bhi dalo.
chalo ab pura hath dalo.ab dusra hath bhi dalo or tali bajao.
Boy:nahin bajti.
Girl:Dekha kitani tight hai.

Mechanic ki Wife ko Delivery hui
Wife ne husband ko sms bheja
“Aapke Spare Part aa gaye hai”

Husband ne reply mai puchaa
“NUT hai ya BOLT”

Santa-roz roz palak ki sabzi khilati ho,main tang aa gya hun.
WIFE: palak me iron hota hai ji.
Santa-To kya meri gand se TMT Sariya nikalwaogi.

Kid:Mummy,susu aayi h,Chaddi utaro
Mom:
Hey Bhagwan!Ye B kya zindagi h!
Din hua,iski Chaddi utaro
Raat hui toh iske BAAP ki,aur nahate waqt khud ki..

1 sadhu 1 gali se ja rha tha ki 1 bra uske upar giri.
SADHU-Wah re prabhu wah.teri kaisi leela..,
AAM Koi chus rha hai aur chilke ham par fek rha hai..

ladki admi ke paas gayi

admi ne
dekha. pakda.piche se
khola aur dal diya………
ladki bahut khush thi
pelhi baar dalwa rahi
thi…………….

mobile me sim

Suhagrat pe boy ne girl ki aankh ko chuma.
Girl: Yeh Kya? Dulha: Aankh Zindagi ki kitab hai.
Girl: Niche library mein aag lagi hai aur tu kitab mein ghusa hai.

Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?”
Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai”
Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?“

What Is Nasbandi?

Jab Apki Aadat Ho Gandi
Pite Ho Daru Thandi
Jate Ho Hira Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Chodte Ho Randi
To Karni Padti He Nasbandi