Hindi Sms Shayari

What is similarity between AADMI n BANDAR?
Bandar DAL par uchalta hai….aur
Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai.

Oscar nominated 4 Best Blue Films
1) Hasina ki Gand mein Pasina.
2) Ghar mein salli toh puri raat diwali.
3) Utar ke panty so gayi aunty.
4) Pati fauj mein aur patni mauj mein.

Dosti Boobs nahi jo dab jaye
Dosti Lund nahi jo thak jaye
Dosti gaand nahi jo phat jaye
Dosti to chut hai mere dost jo samay Ke sath gehri hoti jaye!

Life me kitni bhi badi problem aaye bus ek baar apne GAND pe hath rakhna or kehna.
ALL IZ WELL.
kyunki problm me sabse pehle aadmi ki gand hi fatati he.

Teacher: Batao beta tume sabse jyada maza kab aata hai?
LKG boy:- Mam jab aap susu karwane ke liye meri Lulli ko pakad kar nikkar se bahar nikalti ho.

SEX ke waqt Patni ne Tang Faila ke Pati se Pucha……
Humare Bache ka naam kyare rakhenge ?
Pati CONDOM pehen ke bola:-
Iske baad bhi hoga to JAADU rakhenge…..

Ek ladki sex ke baad boli mujhe aaj duniya ka sabse bada sach pta lag gaya.

Ladka: vo kya?

Ladki: sirf Lund hi bujhaye choot ki pyas . . Mooli, Gajar sab bakwas.

BOY-Kaash main BRA hota to tere BOOBS se chipka hota.
Girl-Sahi kaha or, main kisi or se dabwa rahi hoti aur tu khidki pe latka hota.

TEACHER-kiss ke DUDH me jyaada vitamins hote hai.
STUDENT-ladki ke,
TEACHER-wo kaise,
STUDENT-ladki ka DUDH pine se bina haddi wala hissa bhi khada ho jata hai.

Darwaja kushbu se sajaye baithe hai,
Bed par phool bichaye baithe hai,
Diwangi to dekho unki aana hai rat ko,
Or dopahar se hi “condom” chadhaye baithe hai